I'm quite fond of each of My charmed and charming Canadians.
Thanks to you, I'm revealing to those unfortunates who don't know, Canada is far more than a place for hockey games and snowstorms.

No matter how you measure it, Canada's one of the world's largest countries. Canada's filled with natural wonders and treasuries of natural resources. From the Arctic Circle to the United States border, stretching FROM SEA TO SEA

Canada's greatest resource is its wonderful people. Canadians are industrious, open-minded, cosmopolitan, environmentally friendly, and soooo many other desirable things.
And I'm pleased as can be that so many of My splendid subbies are CAPTIVATED CANADIANS.

Will I mesmerize you to sing the Canadian National Anthem in English or French or both? After hypnotizing you, will you repeat Canada's National Motto in Latin whenever you hear Me snap My fingers?
Wouldn't you LOVE finding out?